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The Noble Grand Humbug
Jesse "Skip" Hawley
AND
THE GREYBEARDS OF THE
DOC MAYNARD CHAPTER NO. 54-40
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PBC's SHALL WEAR NO RED!
(We all know what happens if they do...)
HARUMPH! HARUMPH! HARUMPH!
THE USUAL CAVEATS APPLY:
NO GUNS, NO LONG KNIVES, NO BAD ATTITUDES,
NO EXPLOSIVE DEVICES, NO WIMMINS CLOTHING,
NO WIDDERS, SUBSTITUTE WIDDERS, DOGS OR ORPHANS.
NO CAMERAS DURING HOCO.
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The ordeal takes place next to a grizzly bear and cougar infested forest
that has become notorious for mysterious disappearances of miners, loggers, hunters,
and intrepid explorers throughout the known history of the area.
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Once the PBC's have been interrogated, they will go through the Doc Maynard Motor Skills and Calithentics Program. If any survive, they will be escorted to one of Doc Maynard's failed business ventures, his abandoned logging camp. Boarded up for years, full of bears, mountain lions, bats, carnivorous blind albino slugs and the PBC's that did not make it last year, we will climb the mountain and commence at the
Hall of
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After the New Clampers are brought
out of the Dark, into the
Light of Clamperdom.....
we will adjourn for
GRUB AND LIBATIONS!!!
On the menu:
If you can't make it...
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All Grand Council guidelines will be strictly adhered to!
Please plan on staying if you plan on drinkin' "Please don't drink and drive"
Plenty of RV Parking Available
(No Hookups)
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